Sunday, 31 January 2010

Palestinians support Egypt in Africa's Cup

Palestinians in of all places the coffee shops of Gaza will be supporting Egypt in tonight's Africa's Cup final with Ghana.

Pity the Egyptian Pharaoh Mubarak doesn't seem to show a modicum of support for the suffering people of Gaza.

Saturday, 30 January 2010

US Muslim TV boss "beheades" Wife


The Muslim boss of US based Islamic TV station Bridges TV has been charged with beheading his wife.

The channel was ironically established by Muzzamil Hassan to counter negative stereotypes of Islam before Hassan decided to try his hand as an executioner. His defence will be that he was driven to do an Ann Boleyn because his slender wife had "battered" his 25 stone body for years.

American Muslims seem to have a peculiar approach to ending a marriage as this case also demonstrates when a Muslim wife slit her husband's neck while he slept due to years of abuse.


Muslim facing jail for spitting at War Heroes Medals

An Iraqi Muslim is facing a jail Sentence for spitting at a Second World War heroes medals during remembrance Sunday last week.

Serwan Abdullah living in a hostel presumably at the expense of us taxpayers already has form with a previous conviction for assault.

Algeria and Egypt's fight in the Press Box

London Muslim has written extensively about the bitter and times stupid football rivalry between Egypt and Algeria, two Muslim nations.

However, at the Africa's Cup the rivalry also extended to a hilarious fight between both sets of journalists in the Press box.

Friday, 29 January 2010

Dubai Sex Case charges dropped against British Muslim couple

The bizarre case of a Muslim woman who claims she was raped then got arrested for having sex outside marriage has had the charges against her dropped.

In addition the sister who seems to have been rather carefree with the Alcohol dropped the allegations she made of rape against an Indian waiter.

Apparently, the authorities dropped the charges of sex outside marriage because miraculously she did a Perry Mason and produced a marriage certificate although she did not escape a charge of consuming alcohol without a permit.

The Dubai authorities seem to have been rather ticked off with the coverage in the West about the case and that presumably includes London Muslim. As a result and in keeping with the fair and balanced nature of this blog you can have a read of their concerns here in one of the Dubai authorities mouthpieces.

Asha Muneer burried in Reading


Asha Muneer was burried in Reading yesterday.

Her former boyfriend (a Muslim) has been charged with her murder.

Tory MP's "imported" comment about rapist Bilal Khan causes controversy

Following my report about Bilal Khan the rapist, Tory MP for Monmouth David Davies has waded in referring to the "imported" nature of a community that allowed this to happen.

What I find somewhat hypocritical is the silence by this Tory Twat about the huge number of sexual attacks committed by white people like Simon Heaton and Ryan Yates which he does not mention.

Rapes are sadly committed by people of all Races. What this MP and all politicians should be concentrating on is a sentencing policy that provides a sufficient deterrent for these disgusting crimes.

Thursday, 28 January 2010

Luciana Berger selected to fight Liverpool Wavertree for Labour


Luciana Berger the Director of the Labour Friends of Israel has sadly been selected as the Labour Party candidate for Liverpool Wavertree following the announcement by LFI Chair Jane Kennedy MP that she would be standing down at the next election.

The selection is causing controversy not least because Berger is the usual product of the Westminster village, has no connection to Liverpool and of course if elected will use her position to push the agenda of Israel as Peter Kilfoyle points out.

London Muslim is delighted that following my campaign she has deserted London but is disappointed that she may find herself in the House of Commons. One has to be admire these Israelites whose devotion to their homeland means they will leave no stone unturned to pursue their political aspirations.

Naturally the close link between Jane Kennedy and Berger means that these two Israelites were working on this selection jointly for some time. According to my sources Berger would regularly pop up to Liverpool and campaign in the constituency naturally being tipped off by Kennedy on how to impress the gullible activists before she stood down.

What is it about about Liverpool which is largely controlled politically by Israelites like Jane Kennedy, Louise Ellman, Stephen Twigg who was selected in West Derby and now sadly Berger. Again, according my Liverpool sources Jews who despite only being about 2% in the constituency are nevertheless very active in areas like Wavertree, Allerton and Childwall.

The good news is this is the Lib Dem's No 1 target seat in the North West so there may be hope yet that Berger's plans are thwarted.

Dubai to execute Murderer of 4 year old boy

The Dubai authorities have announced they will execute probably by firing squad a sadistic 30 year old man who raped and then murdered a 4 year old boy in a mosque toilet.

Bus driver calls passenger a Muslim Terrorist

A Bus driver has been arrested for calling a Turkish born passenger a Muslim terrorist.

The reaction of Hatice McGrafin the passenger was interesting.

"I couldn't believe it. I'm not even a practising Muslim and I'm married to an Englishman. I work hard and I try to fit in as best I can.

The moral of the story whatever you try and do in order to distunguish yourself from the rest of us to "fit in" as far as racists are concerned you will still be a Muslim.

Who is responsible for the rising hate against Muslims


A report published yesterday by Exeter's European Research Center and written by a former Scotland Yard Counter Terrorism Officer has blamed the rise in hate towards Muslims on the Media and politicians.

However specifically the report also mentions the book Londonistan written by Melanie Phillips as being as being responsible for triggering the rise in hate.

Yesterday was Holocaust Memorial Day when we remember amongst others like the Gypsies and Soviet Prisoners of War the Jews who perished in the Gas Chambers following a period of hate targeting Jews by Nazis.

Muslims are constantly being asked to condemns the extremists within our midst. Well Melanie Phillips is a Jew. London Muslim believes it is time the Jewish community started to take responsibility for the actions and words of one of their own extremists. A growing industry of Jewish politicians like Robert Halfon, bloggers like Harry's Place and commentators like Phillips are spewing their nonsense against Muslims on an increasingly regular basis. As this report makes clear we Muslims need to be aware the hate against us is ironically being driven by books written by Jews who of all people having suffered so much should be ashamed of themselves.

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Qatar's 2022 World Cup amabasador attacks Islam

Gabriel Batistuta the former Argentina striker is now an official Ambassador for Qatar's 2022 football World Cup bid.

In a recent interview with the BBC, Batistuta who is paid shed loads to represent the aspirations of not only Qatar as a Muslim nation but also the Arab World who understandably aspire to hosting the World Cup said this about Islam:

"The Islamic culture is a question mark for many people across the world"

What an outrageous and bizarre thing to say for someone who has no question mark over accepting money from Qatar and it's Islamic culture.

London Muslim as I've made clear is a strong supporter of Qatar's various sporting bids which is why I urge their 2022 bid to drop Batistuta forthwith as their ambassador.


Lib Dem Muslim Mayor in Camden arrested

Camden Mayor Omar Faruque has been arrested on suspicion of falsely claiming disability benefits.

He has been suspended from his position as Mayor by the Lib Dem Group pending further investigation on these allegation.

Tories meeting with Muslim groups

The Tory party to be fair to them seems to be making a bit of an effort this time to try and attract the Muslim vote.

On this occasion their Shadow Attorney General Edward Garnier met a number of Muslims to discuss the Tory position on Sharia councils

"Secret" wife of Dubai Sheikh seeking UK asylum

A "Secret" wife of Sheikh Ahmad the uncle of Dubai ruler Sheikh Mohammad is seeking asylum in London after she claims their marriage broke down.

Good to know the Sheikh your Money's indulge in "secret" marriages.

Tuesday, 26 January 2010

Bahal Khan: UK's youngest Muslim rapist aged 13


Bahal Khan appears to be one the youngest convicted rapists in this country.

The appalling and disgusting nature of his brutal rape on a 20 year old was shocking because apart from the attack he also taunted his victim in front of his friends.

London Muslim believes at times like this with attacks like this the country would be best served with a severe form of Sharia punishment for sex offenders rather than the pathetic 3 years this shit of a human being got.

Islam Channel's CEO Mohamed Ali released

Following my article earlier today it appears that Islam Channel CEO Mohamed Ali has been released and is due back in London on Thursday. The Guardian also confirm his release.

However, it should be noted that Brother Ali who suffers from a heart condition collapsed while arrested and one can only hope and pray that he is well enough to continue his important dawah work

Islam Channel's CEO Mohamed Ali arrested


The CEO of Islam Channel Mohamad Ali has been arrested in South Africa and faces deportation to Tunisia in what appears the usual trumped charges by the dictatorship in Tunisia.

London Muslim has written about this previously and the "crime" Brother Ali is wanted for is trying to establish an Islamic state in a Muslim country.

Sadly Murdoch's Times and right wing blogs like Harry's Place won't be satisfied until these trumped up charges which led to him being placed on an Interpol list are heard in Court. South Africa should be ashamed, a nation that fought Apartheid must realise what the agenda is here. Clearly Murdoch has no agenda in ensuring millions of Muslims in the UK watch his Sky News rather than the Islam Channel

You know when a Muslim is feared in the good sense of the word from the nature of his opponents and for that matter the nature of his supporters. Mohamed Ali and the Islam Channel have done fantastic work on behalf of Muslims and Non Muslims as the recent fundraiser for Haiti demonstrates which is why both need our urgent support.

Tories select Adeela Shafi to fight Bristol East


Addela Shafi the Tory Muslim candidate selected to take on Labour's Kerry McCarthy in Bristol East is getting huge online support from Tories partly because of the dislike her opponent generates amongst online Tories.

What this shows to London Muslim is how overdue an online and coordinated political campaign for Muslims is. While others have tapped into the importance of online political campaigning we Muslims are still light years behind in our online political awareness.

London Muslim will focus on the Israelites in London like Lucianna Berger who need to be defeated by Muslims.

The Muslim Vote

24Dash.com have an interesting article about the BME vote in the 2010 election. They quote University of Warwick research carried out by Prof Muhammad Anwar which clearly indicates how important in particular we Muslims will be in the forthcoming election.

Although he mentions ethnic minorities in essence Prof Anwar highlights the Muslim vote and how "massively under-represented" we Muslims are in Parliament.

Monday, 25 January 2010

London Local Elections

Very interesting analysis by David Boothryd who predicts how the political make up of London Local Government will look after the local elections in May 2010. Check to see what is predicted for your council.

Muslims get registered asap to deliver the ultimate political weapon of mass destruction at the ballot boxes.

London Muslim will return to this in the coming weeks by concentrating on areas where the Muslim vote will and should play an important role defeating Israelites like Luciana Berger the Director of the Labour Friends of Israel.

The Halal Decade

With various predictions being made about the next decade London Muslim believes this will be the decade the Halal Market is firmly established within the mainstream of Western society.

The GAN have a detailed article on Halal and although long it nevertheless makes an interesting read about "the perfect Halal storm"

Sunday, 24 January 2010

Maryam Khan campaigning in Bury North


Looks like Mariam Khan the Labour candidate in Bury North may need to be more suitably attired when campaigning with Dad Cllr Afzal Khan in the forthcoming general election.

Government to ban smacking in Muslim Schools


London Muslim is pleased the Government have finally seen sense and appear set to ban smacking in Muslim schools.

I wrote about this previously urging the Govt to take action in view of some of the nutters that are teaching in Madrassah's and am glad that Ed Balls a good friend of the Muslim community is doing the right thing by closing this loophole.

Saturday, 23 January 2010

No justification for child marriage in Islam

Following my earlier post about the disgusting 80 year old Saudi Pervert who married a child bride aged 11, London Muslim is relieved that leading Saudi Ulema have issued a Fatwa which condemns this practice.

Justification by dirty old Saudi men has been based on the example of the Prophet (pbuh) marrying Aisha. However, Sheikh Abdullah al Maine has stated the Aisha marriage "cannot be equated with current child marriages because the conditions and circumstances are not the same".

Saudi girl aged 13 gets 90 lashes for taking mobile phone to school

A Saudi girl has been sentenced to 90 lashes for taking a mobile to school.

Apparently the severity of the punishment was based on the fact that the phone had a camera.

One has to say the Saudi authorities are increasingly going off the rails with their bizarre and inhumane punishment largely targeting females under the guise of Sharia.

The people in Saudi that need flogging are the hypocrites in the House of Saud who keep the casinos of Monte Carlo and Monaco in business.

Friday, 22 January 2010

Ambreen Sadiq: A Muslim girl boxer


Ambreen Sadiq from up North in Bradistan has appeared to overcome the usual Muslim male prejudice to take up boxing.

London Muslim has just watched her on Channel 4 and while not a fan of Female boxing I commend her for her talent and determination

Fatwa bans Quranic ringtones

Egypt's Grand Mufti has issued a Fatwa banning the use of Quranic ring tones and calls to prayer because it shows a lack of respect.

The logic behind the Fatwa seems to be that once a call is picked up the noble words are interrupted and as a result show disrespect to the words of Allah (swt).

The alternative point of view being that it keeps Muslims in touch with the Quran and thus closer to piety but that appears to have been rejected as an argument for using these ring tones.


Michael Jackson was about to become a Muslim

Jermaine Jackson in an interview with Al Arabiya has said that his brother Michael was on the verge of Reverting to Islam when he sadly died.

London Muslim was one of the first to raise my suspicion about the manner of Michael's death and despite the time that has elapsed we are still like JFK no nearer the exact circumstances of how he died.

Israel Shameless in both Haiti and Gaza

The Times has an excellent article highlighting the nauseating efforts of the Israel PR machine which contrasts Israel working with aid agencies in the natural disaster in Haiti while simultaneously obstructing the very same aid agencies in the Zionist made catastrophe in Gaza.

In addition, as London Muslim has previously highlighted a handful of Israelite Geeks probably sitting in Tel Aviv are working overtime pumping thousands of emails to news organisations around the world ensuring they cover the work of Israeli Doctors which of course Murdoch's Sky News was the first to do.

Sickening and pathetic but then that sums up Israel and its desperate attempt for postive PR after Gaza and Goldstone. I wonder what the Sheep Shaggger has to say now that the insect has finally and at my prodding outed himself on Ian Dale's blog as a "Jew" despite objecting to my use of the word "Jew".

Museum to show history of Muslim Science

The Science Museum in London has opened an exhibition which celebrates 1000 years of science from the Muslim world.

This outstanding and timely free exhibition will highlight the many remarkbale discoveries by Muslims like Algebra from the Arabic word Al Jabr.

London Muslim has written previously about the work of the organisers behind this event.

Thursday, 21 January 2010

David Miliband invited to Muslim Labour Party dinner

The great and the good of the Muslim Freinds of Labour gathered in that well known socialist hotspot Kensington Town Hall last night to focus their efforts on targeting the Muslim vote in the next election.

What London Muslim finds absolutely astonishing is the chief guest used to attract the Muslim vote was our Jewish Foreign Secretary who has just agreed to change British law in order to help Israeli war criminals escape justice.

Can you imagine a Muslim politician invited to a Jewish Labour movement or Labour Friends of Israel dinner in order to attract the Jewish Vote.

Not much surprises me when it comes to Muslims but the stupidly of our Muslim politicians is absolutely breathtaking. One of the problems with MFL is that in reality its actually a Pakistani outfit rather than a truly Muslim affair with Arabs and Somalis. The reason being Mohammad Sarwar's office run a tight ship and are loathe to delegate any authority to non Pakistani's.

One can imagine Miliband returning home and the Mrs asking about his evening. Well darling, I've just a curry with a few "paxxs" and sorry I can't talk Tzipi Livni is on the phone

Asha Muneer: "Beautiful" Muslim murdered in Reading


Asha Muneer a young Muslim studying for her A Levels was brutally murdered while walking along a canal towpath in Reading.

Some reports indicate she may have had a secret and abusive relationship.

Innah lillah Wa Inna ilayhi Rajiun (Surely we Belong to Allah and to Him shall we return)

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Tories select Shazia Awan to fight Leigh


The Tories have selected Muslim candidate Shazia Awan to fight Andy Burnham's seat in Leigh.

Shazia seems to be a graduate from the Conservative Muslim Forum School of Toffs and for a bit of a looker may have had difficulty keeping Lord "Shagging" Sheikh at a distance.

Anyway, congrats to Shazia on her selection and for keeping shagger at bay.

Congratulation to Wakkas Khan

The Torygraph has a pathetic article attempting to smear Wakkas Khan a former President of FOSIS who has just been appointed a Faith Advisor to DCLG.

In the eyes of the Torygraph the crime Khan appears to have committed was to invite Azam Tammini a Palestinian activist and wait for it supporter of "Terrorist" organisation Hamas to speak.

Actually, the real terrorist sympathisers are the War Criminals from Israel along with a few Neo Con fellow travellers rather than freedom fighters democratically elected to liberate their country from barbaric Israelite colonial occupation.

Once again congratulations to both Wakkas and John Denham for an outstanding appointment.

Munir Hussain Freed

Munir Hussain has been freed by the Court of Appeal

London Muslim highlighted previously the shocking injustice of Munir along with his Brother Tokeer who were foung guilty and jailed for defending their family from a brutal robbery in their own house which included them being tied up and threatened at knife point

The masked Muslim intruders included a scumbag called Walid Samer who was permanently brain damaged by Munir and Tokker when they fought back. While Munir has had his sentence suspended sadly his brother Tokker has only had the sentence reduced.

The good news, yes good news is the scum who would threaten kids and their Mum at knife point and tied them up was given a good bloody hiding although Samer only got a supervisory order.

** Update**

Here is the video of his release

Government Inquiry on smacking in Muslim Schools

Following my earlier post mentioning a lacuna in the law which allowed Muslim schools to continue smacking children it appears Ed Balls has ordered an urgent inquiry into the current unsatisfactory state of affairs.

Let's hope the government change the law and stop smacking in Muslim schools.

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

Muslim Driving School on BBC tonight

Dont forget Muslim Driving School, my favourite programme on BBC2 tonight at 10pm.

Last week's show had me stitches particularly when one sister had to learn about a strange concept called Traffic lights.

Islamic Games Cancelled

You really could not make this up. The Islamic Solidarity Games have been cancelled over a row about what to call the Gulf.

The Arabs would like to have the word "Arab" before the Gulf in the design of the medals while the Iranians are keen to have the word "Persian".

London Muslim has a suggestion before the Arabs presumably spend millions on Non Muslim PR consultants to try and resolve this situation. Why not remove both words Arab and Persian and continue to call the Gulf, well the The Gulf.

Jewish Chronicle Website Hacked

The Jewish Chronicle was hacked over the weekend and forced to shut down following what appears to have been anti Semitic messages being placed on the homepage.

The hacker appears to have had a Turkish ISP address.

Monday, 18 January 2010

Saudi cuts off Genitals after Marriage rejection

A Saudi man has cut off his balls because his Dad refused him permission to marry.

One wonders what sort of kid he was at the supermarket or in the shops if Dad said no to Chocolate requests.

What appeared to be the tipping point that forced him to take the painful and drastic action was his old man simply said get a job before marriage.

Turkish PM slams Muslim leaders as "pitiful" over Gaza

London Muslim has a huge deal of admiration for the Tukish Prime Minister which is why I made him my Muslim of 2009.

Not content with showing great dignity and fortitute over leading his country and the Muslim world against the barbaric atrocities Israel committed in Gaza he has attacked what I describe as the piss artists leading large parts of the Muslim world for their pathetic response to the suffering of the people in Gaza.

The reason Israel apologises to Turkey and not any other Muslim leader/nation is out of respect rather than admiration something the twats sitting in Riyadh, Cairo and the rest of the Gulf should learn about.

Govt refuses to ban smacking in Muslim schools

London Muslim has made clear on numerous occasions my opposition to all faith schools including Muslim ones.

Sadly I believe the Government is also being misguided in not only appearing to promote faith schools but also by refusing to ban smacking in Muslim Schools.

Given the stories of abuse by Imans in Mosques and the inability of nutters from places like Bradistan to comprehend the basic requirements of kids with special needs this policy is a serious misjudgement.

Mega Mosque near 2012 site cancelled

Plans for Europe's biggest Mosque near the site of the 2012 complex appear to have been stopped by Newham Council.

Seems like Newham also plans to acquire the site by Compulsory Purchase as no progress has been made on the plans since last summer.

One wonders why Newham waited until a few months before the local elections to cancel this project given the Petition against the plans and the activities of Alan Craig from the local Christian People's Alliance.

Saudi marries 11 year old

A Saudi in his eightees has married an 11 year old girl against the wishes of the mother.

The father of the girl seemed to sum up Saudi society by pocketing a nifty dowry while saying he does not care about her age or her mother's wishes.

The dirty old Perv has 3 other wife's.

Sunday, 17 January 2010

Muslim and Christian tension rise in Malaysia

With the number of Churches being firebombed by Muslim fanatics continuing to rise the Mayalsian Prime Minister currently on a visit to Saudi Arabia has described the situation as a "minor aberration"

Sadly London Muslim strongly disagrees and as I have said previously Malaysian Muslims should be deeply ashamed about the attacks on Christian churches.

The main reason I highlighted the tension in Malaysia last year about the use of the term Allah was because it seemed fairly inevitable that the tension may lead to violence if not carefully and sensitively handled.

Unfortunately, in my opinion UMNO through their cohorts like Yusri Mohammad of the Malaysian Islamic Youth Movement have intentionally sought to politicise and muddy the waters between religion and politics as well as religion and race through attempting to imply Islam equates to Malays.

Ironically the Islamic opposition PAS, support the Christian demand to use the term Allah and have an eloquent spokesman in opposition MP Khalid Samad.

Once again Christians should be allowed to use the word Allah as they were doing before Muslims and the Government should stop continuing through the use of legal manoeuvres by the Attorney General trying to make political capital by attempting to incite Muslim Malays against the Christian Minority.

Saturday, 16 January 2010

Plans for Muslim school in Southamptom

Sadly Sunny Southampton seems next in line for a Muslim school.

What strikes me about these plans is from what I recall the Muslim population in Southampton are small compared to for example Crawley.

London Muslim has regularly made clear my strong opposition to all faith schools here and here but sadly we as a society have allowed narrow minded and bigoted parents of all faiths to dictate the agenda of separation rather than inclusion.

The difficulty we know face as a society is Muslim educationalists will as in the case of the Muslim Eton for Girls push aggressively for the establishment of Muslim schools up and down the country. One can literally envisage a nightmare scenario where impressionable Muslim kids spend the entire education day with bearded nutters from Bradistan who will run schools like Madrasahs that created the Taliban.

UKIP wants to ban the Burka

London Muslim does not always agree with David Cameron but he was spot on when he described UKIP as "closet racists"

UKIP now led by Lord Pearson a close chum of that Dutch nasty piece of work Gert Wilders appears to be about to announce UKIP's policy of banning the Niqab.

What I find strange about an outfit that seems to have a large streak of Euro-Scepticism and libertarianism within its DNA is they would continue to perpetuate ironically a European/French approach to banning things rather than our proud English tradition of Haebus Corpus and freedom from arbitrary state action.

While UKIP have highlighted some of the nonsense that occasionally emanates from Brussels, we in a UKIP governed country can now ironically look forward to Nazi Fashion Police telling woman what they can and cannot wear.

Friday, 15 January 2010

Labour Government restores link with MCB

The Government have re-established a working relationship with the MCB severed by the vile troughing Israelite half pint Hazel Blears at the instigation of her adviser Paul Richards.

The cynic in me is tempted to say this is an election ploy to create a background narrative about the government warming towards Muslims. However, as this is the work of the outstanding John Denham the Communities Secretary who resigned from Govt at the time of the Iraq War I'm prepared to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Egypt's Football Manager will only select Muslims

Egypt's Football Manager has stupidly said that he will only select practicing and observant Muslims for the national team. What a twat.

Egypt is a country that has abdicated any form of Muslim solidarity for Palestinians in Gaza and were crap fighting against the Israelites but outstanding fighting on their behalf by building another Gaza wall. Idiots like the manager should concentrate on the Pharaohs running their country rather than gimmicks that play to a certain narrow minded gallery.

In addition, the timing of these contemptuous remarks could not have been worse as Muslim prats are currently killing the Christian minority Copts. These tossers make me sick.

Israel apologises to Turkey

The Israelites have made a grovelling apology to Turkey following bizarre behaviour by their Deputy Foreign Minister Daniel Ayalon.

Ayalon summoned the Turkish ambassador in order to complain about a Turkish programme which depicted Mossad as child killers. The Minister then proceeded to sit the ambassador on a lower chair, took the Turkish flag away from the room and then continued with his undiplomatic ticking off.

Not surprisingly the proud and newly assertive Turks took offence and demanded an apology which eventually the Israelites provided.

The moral of the story in my opinion is that Israel would not waste its spit on the Piss artists running Saudi, Egypt and the rest of the Gulf. However, in the case of a proud, fierce and democratic giant of a Muslim country under the outstanding leadership of Tayep Erdogan even the deranged psychopaths, and yes in the case of Gaza, child killers who run Israel capitulated.

QPR sack Paul Hart

Loyal readers of my blog will know my real passion in life is Football and in particular my support of the Superhoops, QPR.

London Muslim (for a change) is almost lost for words at the sacking of Paul Hart our latest manager after only 5 games apparently because he fell out with Moroccan Muslim international Adel Tarabat.

The current owners have allowed QPR to become a laughing stock not just on but also off the pitch. How on earth can it be right for us to have so many managers surely the likes of Mittal, Ecclestone and Flavio understand the need for stability prior to ensuring success. Whatever you think of them and frankly I'm grateful they saved QPR from the administrator you have to accept thy are brilliant in F1 and the Steel Industry. OK, so Bernie is a bit of a twat with his admiration for Hilter "getting the job done" but he has business acumen.

Sadly the situation at Loftus Road is moving from the farcical to deeply disturbing and it's time the likes of Mittal through his son in law Amit Bhattia (someone who I also admire) on the Board took aggressive ownership of the decision making and fire the main reason for instability Pallidini who is making a complete balls up of the situation.

QPR need stability and people like Mittal who have an outstanding business reputation should realise this deeply troubling situation at QPR will begin to impinge on his reputation unless some urgent remedial action is taken to steer the club out of trouble.

Only Israel has more Jewish politicians than the UK?

Old Holborn has a characteristically bizarre article about what he see's as the disproportionate number of Jewish politicians in the UK. However, I'm not entirely sure how he sources his figures as many politicians do not declare their faith.

The danger in these sorts or articles which to be fair are provocative but not anti Semitic is their sweeping generalised nature and one of course needs to be clear to distinguish between a Jew and what I call an Israelite aka as a Zionist. For example although both voted for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and support Israel, I would still distinguish between the rampant Zionism of Ivan the Terrible and David Milliband who is Jewish but in my opinion not an overt Zionist despite sailing close to the Israelite wind with his support for Israeli War Criminals. Naturally, if the UK had two Zionist Ministers in the Foreign Office I would be the first to shout from the rafters.

With regard to faith, London Muslim would much prefer on issues such as Palestine to have a Jewish Gerald Kaufman rather than a Muslim Khalid Mahmood in the House of Commons.

My view about the success of any particular group be it for example a Chinese kid excelling in education or Jews appearing to be well represented politically is to congratulate and try and emulate rather than appear to carp Jealously.

However, I do acknowledge that while there is a huge repositioning of Jewish thinking in the US towards Israel, particularly after Gaza notably through J Street I don't detect a similar shift in British Jewish thinking which sadly is still reflected by the vile and shrill opinions of Melanie Phillips, David Toube at Harry's Place and perhaps the Sheep Shagger who is yet to out himself and declare his faith.

Thursday, 14 January 2010

How to spot a Suicide Bomber

Some bright sparks (sorry no pun intended) in our Keystone Cops have established a novel way of detecting a Suicide Bomber.

Adopting a "pionerring" technique called "behavioural science" the remarkable new tactic also called "behavioural analysis screening" imported from the Israelites includes amongst other "sophisticated" measures looking for certain clues like:

travellers wearing inappropriate clothing which could be used to hide explosives, clutching their backpacks too tightly, hiding something in a pocket or generally behaving nervously

A police source said "this is not rocket science". No shit Sherlock.



Joint Gulf Security Force launched


Leaders of the Gulf have launched a Joint Military Security Force

Somehow I doubt Israel will be quivering at the prospect of facing this bunch of camel riding desert dwarfs.

British Muslim Soldier attacks Islam4UK

A serving Muslim British soldier has attacked the fruitcakes at Islam4UK

Corporal Mohsin Mughal urges the vermin and filth who would struggle to fight their way out of box of Klennex tissues to treat this country as their own.

Sadly the problem with the likes of Anjem Choudary is there is currently no country in the world which they consider home and moreover they would be locked up and have the key thrown away if they continued with their conduct in a Muslim country.

Wednesday, 13 January 2010

Muslim and Sikh Boxers fight beard ban

A bizarre ban on beards by the Boxing Federation is to be fought by both Muslim and Sikh groups.

The Amateur Boxing Federation hilariously claim the ban is to allow refs to see cuts to the face. Lets home commons sense prevail.

Anjum Choudary and "Allah's" Money


Anjum Choudary that rather pathetic circus act who when he is not appropriately carrying toilet cleaner claims that his annual £25,000 in benefits is "Allah's" money and as a result he is perfectly entitled to sponge off the state.

London Muslim believes the ultimate mugs are the rest of us hardworking taxpayers who live in a country that apparently without hesitation happily provides and sustains healthy hate preachers with benefits. As a result, Anjum Choudary and his band of fruitcakes are ironically state funded by the British Government.

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Muslim Driving School on BBC tonight

Tonight on BBC 2 there will be a hilarious documentary about a Muslim driving instructor from Blackburn complete with Burka teaching learners to drive.

While the sister korsa prays when she gets into the car, London Muslim prays for the safety of all other vulnerable road users.

Islam4UK and Al Muhajiroun to be banned

The Home Secretary has today proscribed Andy Chaudary's fruitcakes Islam4UK and Al Muhajiroun with membership of either group punishable by up to 10 years in Prison.

Sadly although these nutters have been seriously provocative most recently with their antics over the now cancelled Muslim march in Wootton Bassett, London Muslim does not support a ban.

In my opinion these hardline fanatics with their extremist views need to have their arguments dissected and debated to show what a marginalised minority they are from the mainstream Muslim view in the country.

As Voltaire said I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it

Malaysia: Christian Churches under attack

London Muslim last year wrote a number of articles on the situation in Malaysia regarding the desire of Christians to use the word "Allah" in their bibles and worship.

Sadly and as I suspected the situation in Malaysia for Christians has recently deteriorated to such an extent that a growing number of churches are being firebombed.

Muslim Malaysians you should be ashamed that you have allowed this debate to decend into a pogrom against Christians. London Muslim has met many Malaysians in London as they come to the UK to study and in my opinion are some of the most decent Muslims you will find anywhere in the world. This behaviour is a stain on the good name of Malaysia and Muslims and the perpetrators (including politicians) should be found forthwith with unequivocal sharia justice dispensed.

In addition, as I have already explained Christians used the term "al-lah" before Muslims and as a result should be allowed to say Allah.

Monday, 11 January 2010

The Curry plot to oust Gordon Brown

While the coup attempt by Geoff Hoon and Patricia Hewitt has been called many things including the snow plot Truth of the matter is this plot was actually hatched after a decent Halal curry in south London.

Bungling Bob Ainsworth from the Ministry of Defeat was also in attendance at the curry plot.

Luton Muslims Guilty of threats at Army Parade


Five Muslims who used abuse language at a Army home coming parade in Luton have been found guilty of using threatening behaviour.

London Muslim wonders if these hypocrites mentioned to the judge they support and prefer a Sharia form of justice before sentencing.


Katrina Kaif: Google India's most popular search



Google recently announced its most popular searches for 2009.

From the land of Shilpa Shetty you may be surprised to note that the the top celebrity was a Muslim actress Katrina Kaif who beat the likes of Michael Jackson and Angelina Jolie.

Gay Muslim homeless on the rise

Interesting if not depressing report report about the increasing number of Gay Muslims who are reporting as homeless with leading homeless UK charities.

The rise in part seems due to parental rejection once they have established the sexuality of their children and can lead to forced marriages as well as "honour" crimes.

Saturday, 9 January 2010

British Muslim raped in Dubai told to get married

London Muslim previously wrote about the claim of a young London Muslim girl who alleges she was raped in Dubai before the Police arrested her for having sex with her fiance outside marriage.

Apparently, the bungling Dubai police have told the woman that if she wants to be released she should first drop the allegations of rape and then marry her fiance.

Ban or not to ban the Burka?

Following the decision in France to consider a fine on Muslims wearing the burka Murdoch's Sun has two Muslims putting the case for and against a ban here.

London Muslim is with Anila Baig in opposing a ban not Saira Khan who is being selective in her understanding of Islam.

While I dislike the Niqab, the libertarian in me respects any woman's choice to wear what they want and avoid the State establishing a fashion Police. I dislike a bikini because it is in my opinion far too revealing of women's private parts but I don't want to ban it.

Within the Muslim community there are sisters who are deeply devout and observing and feel that covering themselves is an act of modesty and a means of feeling closer to Allah (SWT). However, I don't deny that some do it for personal vanity reasons because of a bad hair day or alternatively to hide their acne. Whatever the reason surely the benefits of a free society is so long as they don't harm anyone people are perfectly entitled to wear what they want.

Friday, 8 January 2010

Emmanuel Adebayor escapes assassination attempt

Emmanuel Adebayor while travelling with the Togo football team team appears to have escaped a machine gun attack on the team coach.

The team were on their way to a match in the Africa's Cup when on the border
of Angola and Congo they came under attack.

Latest reports via Man City indicate the Muslim player is unhurt.